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19 September 2005 at 2:48 p.m.
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MJA (Michael Alexander) says…
Just opened an eMail announcing that today is Talk Like A Pirate Day!
And why should I be the last of ye scurvy bilge rats to be knowin’ this, I ask?
From the eMail:
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on Talk Like a Pirate Day
10. Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down!
And the number one pickup line for use on Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
What, no eye patch jokes?
Yarrr…
OK, what'd the one-eyed female pirate say to her boyfriend?
19 September 2005 at 2:56 p.m.
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Goldplay (Dean Shields) says…
Michael, Step away from your computer.
Go for a long walk.
Take a cold shower.
I give up. What did the one-eyed female pirate say?
P.S. How come you get all the funny e-mails and I don't? Mine are all about getting old.
19 September 2005 at 3:01 p.m.
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MJA (Michael Alexander) says…
One more day, Dean, and I'm a free man!
Now, what did the one-eyed female pirate say to her boyfriend?
“Let me know when yer comin' home… I'll keep an eye out for ya!”
yar?
19 September 2005 at 3:08 p.m.
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Goldplay (Dean Shields) says…
Well, Eye had to ask, didn't Eye?
19 September 2005 at 3:21 p.m.
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MJA (Michael Alexander) says…
Eye-eye, matey!
Know any good parrot jokes?
19 September 2005 at 4:51 p.m.
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Goldplay (Dean Shields) says…
To tell you the truth Michael, I don't know ANY good jokes, and even if I did, I would hesitate telling them because I always punch up the screw line!
19 September 2005 at 5:08 p.m.
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MJA (Michael Alexander) says…
OK, here's one you CAN'T punch up:
This guy meets a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a parrot on his shoulder. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.
The guy notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eyepatch. He asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?”
The pirate replies, “We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out a shark bit my leg off.”
“Wow!” said the guy. “What about your hook”?
“Well,” replied the pirate, “while my men and I were plundering in the middle east, I was caught stealing from a merchant. I was arrested and my hand was cut off.”
“Incredible!” remarked the guy. “How did you get the eyepatch?”
“I fell asleep on my back and this parrot sh*t in my eye,” replied the pirate, motioning to the parrot sitting quietly on his shoulder.
“You lost your eye to a parrot dropping?” the guy asked incredulously.
“Well, no,” said the pirate, “it was my first day with the hook…”
YARRRR….
19 September 2005 at 5:49 p.m.
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Goldplay (Dean Shields) says…
I KNOW this pirate! I saw him at the last Town Council meeting! Except it wasn't a parrot on his shoulder, it was G. Michael Horton!
It's a JOKE folks, just a joke!
O.K. I quit for the night.
And I'll probably get in a lot of trouble for this.
(Can we get in trouble for telling jokes? I know the Payson Patriot newspaper did)
But like Pat Randall says..”I love this job!
24 March 2006 at 8:48 p.m.
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MJA (Michael Alexander) says…
Yarrr… this wireless be workin', by golly!
25 March 2006 at 8:02 a.m.
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kellywatts (Kelly Watts) says…
Yarrr ye seaswabies, I knows the name of that parrott!!!